Just For Laughs… Yet True..* Things an Indian does after returning to India from the USA. **

Just For Laughs… Yet True..* Things an Indian does after returning to India from the USA. **

  • ·         Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.
  • ·         Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
  • ·         Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
  • ·         Sprays deo such so that he doesn’t need to take bath.
  • ·         Sneezes and says ‘Excuse me’.
  • ·         Says “Hey” instead of “Hi”.
  • ·         “Yogurt” instead says “Curds”
  • ·         “Cab” instead of “Taxi”.
  • ·         “Candy” instead of “Chocolate”.
  • ·         “Cookie” instead of “Biscuit”.
  • ·          “Free Way” instead of “Highway”
  • ·         “got to go” instead of “Have to go”
  • ·         “Oh” instead of “Zero”, (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)
  • ·         Doesn’t forget to crib about air pollution.
  • ·         Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.
  • ·         Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
  • ·         Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).
  • ·         Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket
  • ·         When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats “Zee” several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says  Zed)
  • ·         Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says “Oh! British Style!!!!”
  • ·         Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.  9. Even after 2 months, complaints about “Jet Lag”.
  • ·         Avoids eating more chilli (hot) stuff.
  • ·          Tries to drink “Diet Coke”, instead of Normal Coke.
  • ·         Tries to complain about anything in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
  • ·         Pronounces “schedule” as “skejule”, and “module” as “mojule”.
  • ·         Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
  • ·         From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he travelled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.
  • ·         Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.

** Ultimate one:

  • ·         Tries to begin conversation with “In US ….” or “When I was in US…”**

4 comments on “Just For Laughs… Yet True..* Things an Indian does after returning to India from the USA. **

  1. muslimah says:

    so far i am glad no-one is offended :) alhamdulillah

  2. aththaqwa says:

    Hilarious, but 100% true :)

  3. Serenity Pearls says:

    Salam
    Haha, nice. Almost all are applicable to Pakistanis returning from USA, except for dollars, we multiply them with 80 =D

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