Women Better Then Men… Have A Laugh

Women Better Then Men… Have A Laugh

WOMEN’S REVENGE
“Cash, check or charge?” The teller asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.  As she fumbled for her wallet, the teller noticed a remote Control for a television set in her purse. “So, do you always carry your TV remote?” The teller asked.  “No,” she replied, “but my husband refused to come shopping With me, And I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.”


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN’S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I’m not going to understand women.
I’ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, Pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider!


WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day… 30,000 to a man’s 15,000.
The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men!”

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”


CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.”  The wife responded, “Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you.”


The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.  Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM.”
 He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM  and he had missed  his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed..  The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s